Vigilante 8 is superior in every way (except Sebulba’s grandson Pugwis isn’t in Vigilante 8). It has garbage controls, with no way to reverse. It’s disappointing this is one of only three Star Wars Dreamcast titles.

The music rules and I wish it was on Spotify. There’s a great amount of options and unlockables, including Lobot and Sebulba’s grandson Pugwis (yes, Sebulba fucks). I giggled every time the camera swept by a chuckling Hutt as you selected your stage and character. He wrangles some ridiculously-named characters in a universe filled with ridiculously named things to destroy each other in vehicle battles on well-known planets. The story of Star Wars: Demolition (given through yellow space letters AND an FMV-like intro) is that Jabba, pissed that podracing has been outlawed, created a galactic demolition derby.

Star Wars: Demolition NovemLuxoflux LucasArtsįirst, the good stuff. If you asked Shaq what the word “Hoops,” made him think of, do you think he’d say this game or the girl? I bet it would be the girl. Hey, did you know after she won the first season of Flavor of Love, the woman known as Hoops dated Shaquille O’Neal for a while? The same guy what’s on the cover of Hoopz here. There’s personal fouls and free throws and shit. Personally, I think the magic has sort of left the series by this point (the Orlando Magic are still in there, sorry if that was confusing), but maybe I’m just an old coot that grew up playing the SNES version. It’s one of the last permutations of the original NBA Jam franchise. Not to be an asshole, it’s nobody’s fault but my own, but I’m just out of shit. I’ve written about some version of this game no less than five times between this and the N64 list we did.

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